Interracial Separated at Birth

The best one I've seen since Barry Sanders and that guy Noah from 90210:

Body by Zeus

Loq'ed out

[To the tune of Gucci Mane's "Never Too Much Money"]

I can't stop, I won't stop, I keep eating loquats
Never too much, never too much loquats
I woke up gummin', lips feeling swollen
Never too much, never too much loquats!

Seriously though, anybody have calorie info on these things?

20-something guy thinks wistfully about mid-2000s pop econ craze

If it were 2006, I could argue that the popularization of anti-lock brakes led to the rise of grunge music and get a 3-book deal from HarperCollins.